पेट दुख्ने गरी हाँसियो
२०६२ साउन ५, बुधबार
आज मेरो इमेलमा आइपुगेको एउटा जोक पढेर निकै हाँसो लाग्यो। जोक पढेर यस्तोसित हाँसो उठेको पछिल्लो पटक कहिले हो, मैले भुलिसकेको छु। दोहोर्याइ तेहर्याइ जति पटक पढ्दा पनि अझै हाँसो उठ्छ मलाई। जोक पढ्न भित्र आउनु होला। बाँकी
School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new school in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing.
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Dear Sir,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reajon, took much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has headache problem due to migration. Still the cleark rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejectd. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope you will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!
Yours awfully,
Jaggu Bhai
Nice blog, see you at internet.
Regards from Spain.
;-)
Comment by jalberto — July 21, 2005 @ 1:52 am
ब्लग मा यस्ता कुरा नराख्दा नै उपयुत्त हुने थियो होला ।
Comment by babu — July 21, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
kam na kaj ko news lekheko aaru news pauna chhodnu bhayo ki k ho la la …. ramro garnus
Comment by babu — July 21, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
hoina umesh ji,yo ta saarai 3rd class,,,i mean without class ko joke po raakhnu bhayo ta site ma
Comment by solteee — July 22, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
Here goes somewhat relevant joke with similar meaning for the readers of blog.
JB
Bihar Driving License…
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DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend (dost) applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box)
2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Laluprasad (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Don’t no (Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yourj: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
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Comment by JB — July 23, 2005 @ 12:18 pm